Kiwi bird looks embarrassed by nearby palm trees.

The noez knows where the perfectly spherical booger goes.

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Swiss cheese has no friends. People don't like you because you won't pick a side, you politically neutral delicious bastard!

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Gold medal winning dog is about to get the axe!

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Which bunny will I hug? The blue one or the orange one?

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