A knife that has been stabbed by a man.
Some horrible combination of Kirby, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Farfetch'd
A pink man in a bad costume of Kricketune.
Red, green, and blue dragon with black bar through its mouth trying to eat a brown man and a black man that are in the fetal position.
Gay burger that has wet itself licking a man's ass.
Yellow mutated Yoshi inside a giant heart.
A man with a bearded duck bill and a hat wondering who Notch is.
Ash Ketchum has traded in his supposedly precious had for a new one.
SOPA's get rich quick scheme to kill the internet.
Piccolo if he were a ventriloquist dummy.
Patrick has finally accepted his sexuality, and wants to know if his fat ass is still visible.
Gumby ignores the affections of cowboy orange.