After all simultaneously winning the Nobel Prize, Fruit Roll Up Stephen Hawking, Jimmy McMillan, and Vladimir Lenin all remark "McNuggets."

Damn it - I dropped the ketchup again?

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The zombified Beatles pose for their Magical Mystery Tour album photo.

Man unboxes severely cracked bowling ball that's tied up in a ribbon for some reason.

Man comments on the dullness of his record collection.

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Magical Japanese men from outer space attack the distant plant of Nekhron.

Mario expresses his fear of flight while seated on an airplane.

Ness and John Lennon observe a fire in downtown Tokyo.

A furious jellyfish bitchslaps his tentative snail friend.

A MAN EATING HIS WIFE ALIVE.

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Norm Macdonald helps you with your math homework.

A witch rides a broomstick to a burning house, to the complete shock of the moon.

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