"It never changes, Jerry! War does not change!" -- George Costanza
After all simultaneously winning the Nobel Prize, Fruit Roll Up Stephen Hawking, Jimmy McMillan, and Vladimir Lenin all remark "McNuggets."
Damn it - I dropped the ketchup again?
The zombified Beatles pose for their Magical Mystery Tour album photo.
Man unboxes severely cracked bowling ball that's tied up in a ribbon for some reason.
Man comments on the dullness of his record collection.
Magical Japanese men from outer space attack the distant plant of Nekhron.
Mario expresses his fear of flight while seated on an airplane.
Ness and John Lennon observe a fire in downtown Tokyo.
A furious jellyfish bitchslaps his tentative snail friend.
A MAN EATING HIS WIFE ALIVE.
Norm Macdonald helps you with your math homework.
A witch rides a broomstick to a burning house, to the complete shock of the moon.