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A strangely shaped piece of chocolate.

A drunk man in a tank is firing at an orange tree.

An animated chocolate Santa Claus is attempting to stab Agent 47.

Dragon Age 2 romance scene.

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Lifts-Her-Tail polishing Crantius Colto's huge spear.

A chocolate covered Snorlax resting next to an overripe pear.

Bloo is upset to find that Frankie is cheating on him.

Don Juan busts through the door, killing two men. He quickly picks up one of their shotguns and proceeds to slaughter the remaining Russians

A stream of ketchup, secret sauce, and mustard is approaching a man's butt.