Who's that Pokemon?

A sleep deprived nerd needs an intervention. I think he is going to murder someone

Doodle or Die needs to fix their shit.

A burrito named Jeffrey, got caught raping his mother. With Extra hot sause (no sour cream)

This is a sign. Hard to read, but in the end it doesn't even matter.

Voltorb used selfdestruct, but he couldn't bring himself to do it. The trainer exploded instead

A young boy stand in behind a box of NO. It seems that he does not understand HOMESTUCK.

You just activated my trap card!

Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn!?

Uselss piece of !@$#! All you do is tell the main character what we're doing... You should be lucky the Lego Company doesn't find you!

Nothing a paper bag can't solve!

One does not simply save the date.