"Happy birthday!" says my hand. I'm very lonely...

Homework sucks.

The Chicago Bears Offensive Line

"This Lemon's on fiiiiiireeeee!"

Catdog cannot do math

"Shrek is Dreck" writes the faceless weirdo

My arms aren't long enough to scratch my enormous boobs. I'll use a fork!

Minion gives you an F for your failure

This means DEATH!

This is what he gets off to.

Slenderman wants a hug

pouty little sister uses her cuteness to get her brother to buy her a pony