Marth rides Master Hand off into the sunset to explode their forbidden love.

Ronald McDonald wears a blonde wig.

Cupcake men stealing a woman's inflatable boobs, because they're convinced the boobs are Christmas Ornaments.

That'll do pig... that'll do.

A man expressing his love, through a brick wall, for a hanukkah candle on the other side.

Suspicious looking tomato.

The fruit stripe zebra gum mascot from your childhood comes back, trying to seduce you into ignoring your new fancy long lasting gums.

Raptor Jesus prepares us for the Veloci-rapture

Billy has been standing on a table for five long years after spotting a spider that can move at the speed of light.

Bears, beets, battlestar galactica.

After having failed to determine the amount of licks required to reach the center of a tootsie roll, Mr. Owl tries to destroy all lollipops.

A guy is hitting on another man until he realizes it's actually himself in a mirror.