Jake the Dog is left hanging because Finn's arm is so tired from fapping all night.

Mario APPROVES THE SHIT out of what you are doing.

Susie tastes the rainbow. Little did she know that a plane carrying 20 tons of Skittles crashed overhead. 12 people died.

Sam Jackson says "NAWW DUDE" although in reality he would say "FUCK NO, MAN."

That 2% is 100% Satan!

King Kong is accosted by three planes that signify the endings to ME3.

daddy spider is almost crushed but is saved by his sweet 'stache.

Kellogg's makes a cereal for the discerning stoner.

Doodle or Die

Wrex knows what you did.

Imagine a butt pooping into another butt--forever.

Pedobear gets caught

Muldoon gets ambushed by Barney. He says "Clever Girl"

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