Boy wishes he can be rainbow dash. Because MLP is the shiat yo.

man with zipped up mouth, presumably about to be violently raped

Sun lies to poor stickmen about the fact that it is raining blood. The stickmen are shown with blood raining upon them

Man sees something horrific on the interwebs

Gordon Tree-Man is insulted by the sun

Man with poker-face looks at "kanguru"

A child who stumbled upon draw or die and decided.to draw a penis

Mickey mouse training in a 1980s boxing montage

White horse struck by lightning. Hate crimes, yo.

Sneezing mouse

The cool cactus guardian of the mo' fuckin cave celebrates after defeating Ivor the Turd man

The Fish Dragon of Algazór questions his authority over the sun