A man is bleeding out through his arm, but has a strange craving to eat it.

Nothing. Draw absolutely NOTHING.

Unicorn horns in a suitcase, one is exclaiming "Fuck yeah!"

Pointing.

Dafuq?

A person puking pure magma while saying that they don't know what "That" means

Donkey with a pair of jeans on his leg.

A strange two legged vase wearing a bakini.

A perfect copy of the Mona Lisa with absolutely no mistakes.

"Senpai, noticed someone else today"

an owl breaks out of its own poop to stare at some scribbly lines.

a man wearing a pair of jeans with uneven pockets.