A pale guy at a boxing gym plays "Limbo" with the speed bag instead of punching it.
An eskimo would like to debate the finer points of ninja-lore with you.
Hipster wearing a hoodie, a bandana, and big sun glasses, because letting people see your face was so 2013
Today's alphabet soup is a bit, uninspired.
A guy working behind the counter is dismayed when the Polyphonic Spree arrive to get refunds on instruments, cause their careers are over.
After Beth removed the last ball from the dash-con ballpit, a young boy named Sam was born from the muck left behind by awkward weirdos.
That there treasure chest is filled with the skulls of demons.
OMG! That homebody is eating Spaghetti with a spoon!
Superman crying as he beats Bizarro to death.
The rubix cube is unhappy to have been solved by such a nerdy, goony weirdo.
Alien Vs Sexual Predator
A big bag of tasty GORP!