doctor tells a surprised balding woman she's pregnant.

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it's so hot outside the dog melts to the sidewalk

skrillex pets a headless panther

She was a VIP at the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting

Poor steak doesn't realise he's getting cooked in a frying pan.

you are so small compared to a rain cloud! wow!

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Igor the cannibal offers his special salsa to his innocent victim

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baby smoking a cigarette, wearing cowboy boots.

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