The brown-haired, pink-shirted girl shyly comes up to ask you a question.

A feminine piece of crap

Kermit the Frog eats ping pong balls for food.

Sonic the Pac-Man ghost

Are you still there?

A TV show host ponders philosophy.

Why, that posh weasel.

NOT McDonald’s and its evil twin

frollicking on the hills of Pootis

A Russian black man swears at Christmas.