Doodle or Die

Xenomorph hisses in front of modern art.

Artist sucks at Doodle or Die so he just makes dots and complains about difficulty of picture he was supposed to draw.

TV sits ashamed after somebody watched porn on it and left their dildo in the room.

Tab Cola has crush on pink soda.

Inquiring if you are homosexual.

I'm Sick Of These Mother F@#$ing Snakes On This Mother F@#$ing Plane!!!

big boobed chick in purple bikini

Hats agree

man fears his talking poop.

man has cell phone mounted to his face.

Somebody doesn't want a dolan.

Hotdog wishes to be eaten instead of whatever you are eating.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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