Uh oh, Slugma looks really pissed. Run away, Torchic, run away!

A teenager dragon with a purple mohawk spits fire in fury because his parents don't understand him.

"4 fingers, medic!" says the Soldier, even though he is showing only three of them. Medic is not amused.

The medic is very picky about what soap he uses to decontaminate his instruments after surgery. 99.9% decontamination isn't enough for him.

Uh oh, hitting that psychopatic, superhuman mass-murderer with a lead pipe only pissed him off. Yikes!

SCP-080 has breached containment. All on site personel are to be relocated into a safe, well lit bunker.

"I am Kill" says the masked robber, obviously disoriented by the concussion caused by the houseowner and his baseball bat.

To grasp the attention of the 21st century teenagers, the marketing team has changed Zorros name to "SWAGFAG"

Shoeplants.

A raccoon is now starring in the remake of "A Nightmare on Elm Street" as Freddy Krueger.

"God fucking damnit" said the blonde businessman

Uh, looks like a brown hourglass carved into a brown piece of rock