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i cant speak russian fuck you

one of those things you can squeeze and their eyes pop out. it has a heart on it.

the type of pizza man that is a pizza, not a delivery man, throws his documents in disgust

A well worn cowboy hat with a distinct bulb just above the rim on the front.

Kermits doing 40 for double murder. Miss piggy, visiting him in jail, will wait for him.