Devil is strangling a blue balloon.

Doodle or Die

Fat whore loves you very much.

Man blows huge bubble while mysterious green blob watches.

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Your face when you first wake up in the morning.

New Chain

Rock lobster!

Sheamus and Abe Lincoln are at game stop, but this man certainly doesn't give a fuck.

You are at the crossroads in your life, take a left or take a right.

A man with a piece of toast hanging out of his mouth.

Mr. Sprinkles organs are falling out his bum.

Jelly bean happily admiring a vase full of flowers.

Time's running out!

New Chain

Your mother is fatter than the earth.

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