Poliwrath is pissed that a panda on a TV told him that he's too slow.

Satan admires his bodacious buttocks through the use of Aperture Science portals

Kazooie is a Cloudcuckoolander.

"Do you know the muffin man?" they asked. Oh, I knew him. Very well, in fact. Everything about him just... turned me on, I guess. Hee hee.

Cerberus is missing one of his heads.

An Air bender, intensely shifting the winds from his left hand.

You are born in the Vault, you live in the Vault, you die in the Vault. Because in Vault 101, nobody ever enters, and nobody ever leaves...

Robot Jesus is here to save you from your sins with heavy metal and rock 'n roll.

The Twins.

Poor penguin - he's locked up in a very small jail cell.

We are all lost on the moon - and the moon grows trees.

This man really, really loves purple flowers. Also, something appears to be wrong with his eyes... He's in a good mood though.