A lizard has something, and he's screaming it out t the world but he can't say what he has.
Lunchbox cat
Skeetin' rainbows
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The Death Star fires a laser at Earth, but it only evaporates the water.
a bleeding ear
Pussay licking.
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A man is amazed by a walking pepper.
A tree elf is very excited for a magical floating penis.
A man with no hands is wearing a purple robe and playing golf in the sky.
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