Her hair is so long she needs three friends to help brush it all.

A ditzy girl with six feet of hair desperately tries to brush during a windstorm.

A Sexy as Hell Mom trips over her own hair while approaching a studly teenage boy.

A petite, timid girl with preposterously long hair gets ready for school.

BF tells GF that he prefers chubby chix. GF comes back to surprise him and he puffs into smoke.

A super long haired girl is having a really hard time with her zipper.

Two girls with outrageously long hair are fighting over whose is silkiest.

Doodle or Die dot com acquires a rival website called www.JustDie.com

A spoon looking on blankly at an Anime reference he's not familiar with.

A girl falls down the stairs from tripping over her own hair.

King Triton provokes a curly haireded blonde to: "Feeeeel My Waterrr!!"

Why not just assimilate your entire personality into Anime....?