A hot dog suspended between two arching pillars. The pillars meet above the hot dog, and form two domes, with nipple-like roofing structures

A sculpted, naked lady smiles as she puts up her hair, totally unaware that we are currently all staring at her. She's pretty hot.

Superman holds the freshly dry cleaned dress of super woman, sadly gazing at its emptiness... If only super woman hadn't left him...

Girl look at that body...

Sad pig with no ears poops an arrow.

Epic black unicorn dances across the sparkling sea at sunset. YEAH BADASS UNICORN YEAH

Technicolor cloud is coming on a little too strong... Look out Ms. Cloud, you 'bout to get some o' dat rape sauce!

Uncle Sam's half brother, American Ed, attempts addition on a chalk board with a pencil to no avail. So he draws his revolver...

A faceless grey alien gives birth to a fully grown male human (who is born wearing a green shirt, jeans, and brown shoes) head last. Owch.

A lemon with a sweet 'stache assures his cell mates that he can, most certainly, do better.

The hand of God smites Spike the Dog for devouring a purple cake that did not belong to him. A chameleon watches in awe.

Inquisitive bearded man