Richard, this does not explain the impact of the Louisiana Purchase, please see me.

My computer comes with Windows 7. It's much more user friendly than Windows Vista...(comedic pause). I don't like that.(uproarious laughter)

Sad pikachu should probably get its eyes checked, crying red tears is not normal.

The School of the Undefeated of the East! The winds of Kings! Zenshin! Keiretsu! Tempa Kyouran! LOOK! THE EAST IS BURNING RED!!

You could always just leave the site for a few minutes and come back without using a skip.

A very classy penguin. Not sure how he acquired that monocle.

"Salutations, Comrade" proclaimed the man. His compatriot, however, is showing no acknowledgement towards this endeavor.

Huh, so people are putting alcohol bottles in women now?

Man demonstrating Lobachevskian Geometry to a wad of gum traveling at a rather high velocity.

The bathtub wars was a series of wars taken place during the later months of the year, many perished, but the blue haired men will live on.

Maybe I shouldn't have said "Final Fantasy sucks" at a Square Enix convention.

Idaho, California, Texas, Florida, and Maine finally settle their differences, seceded from the union, and hold hands.