There's only so much you can write in 140 characters, so here goes. I am being held at gunpoint. Please, if you can read this, draw a car.

The illuminati is really sorry for crashing your birthday party.

A descendant of Godzilla, suffering from dwarfism, tries to find itself through wearing lipstick and destroying wonky Jenga towers.

A visibly intoxicated man explains his questionable, cannabis-based lifestyle.

A young boy, determined to use drugs immediately, after only one look at his future self.

An abundance of swagger exceeds a dagger's swagger limit.

An introvert and an extrovert are forced to sing on stage, accompanied by an ATM. One takes the opportunity, while the other looks confused.

Man is disappointed by his Zippo lighter.

RECHARGABLE SHOE! THE FUTURE IS NOW!

Government lies.

Alice tripping balls again.

A man with leukemia, secretly growing a beautiful moustache and beard on the back of his neck.