Hitler's dog weeps while sporting a cap asking for patience.

A blue jay screeches. A cat frowns. A hand waggles.

A shark is commanded by an uwu ghost to shoot an ancient TMNT for smoking.

A crab's body. Abraham Lincoln's head (sans hat). Politely he says "why yes, I do dig holes in sand."

Jazz cat wails on the sax, while holding an empty bottle of expensive liquor.

A guy wishes he knew how to open a present

A happy plant with a secret.

The devil removes her hoop earrings, ready to fight her old High School gym teacher, who's shouting at her from afar. The school's on fire.

a sticky note, for some reason stuck up using a thumb tack, simply reads "NO"

Abraham Lincoln practices a long speech under a streetlamp at night, while protesting acorn rights

An American Standard throne (smokin' a ciggy) brushes the teeth of an unwilling man... with the toilet scrub.

A ghost gets a sick tatt to reflect his homosexual identity.