The baker's cake didn't rise.

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balding lemon speaks japanese

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Listen up fuck face, you better get that smug look off your face before you leave here with 3 shoes.

Foreman decides he will not build a statue of hitler with a dumb smile on his face.

Male nurse with neckbeard celebrates birthday alone and smokes.

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