Aw, shit. When you're falling from a plane into the ocean, it's actually a hazard if you're able to walk on water.

Erasure - Always

Fig 1.; The closer a drawing resembles Pac Man, the more likes it will gain in the shortest amount of time. I think

...GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE - JUST SIT THERE, 'AIGHT? - I'LL TELL YOU HOW I MET THE PRINCESS OF TWILIGHT

It's an ancient elemental blade - The Red-Handled Lightning Scimitar. In the right hands, a man could - who gave it to the blind guy?

You're not Astronomer Duck! Astronomer Duck was blue! GUARDS! DESTROY THIS GREEN-FEATHERED INTRUDER!

Even as a babe, Ganon had a gorgeous mane and bitchin' beard. He was so tiny! LOOK AT HIM

The good news is that Kakariko's new indoor plumbing is working great! The bad news, well... Dead Hand can move through the toilets.

THIS IS THE CLOSEST TO A ZEBRA I'VE EVER BEEN I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED AHHHH

Din, Farore, and Nayru are represented here as a cruddy triangle. Please take more than five seconds to complete your doodle.

Ginger person loves both you (and K-pop). This speaks volumes about their taste.

Suddenly the cottage door burst open. Rarity had only to raise an accusing hoof as she entered. Fluttershy's affair with Tom was over.