A kidney transplant patient waits while an incompetent doctor eats the replacement kidney instead of his potato chips.

The ghost of alfred hitchcock haunts the executive director again

a green, one-footed monster with very short arms

roasting marshmallows over an open fire of flaming poo

side-shaved haircuts

New Chain

Staaaaaaaaar Treeeeeeeek

house with colorful widows

santa hat on a body-less psychopathic head

ninja eating cake in love with a rubik's cube

rabbit

4panel comic what? no, couldn't be. you're kidding me. WUT. THE. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

angry zeus screams like a baby at posiedon and hades

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