The grim reaper drinks alone. Perhaps the bar would be more active if he hadn't killed everyone off before he got off work.

Assembling your new Ikea table: Step 14.ic) Insert lit match (part Az12) into lighter fluid slots C,D,and Æ.

The sun retreats over the snow capped peaks. It is now the moon's time to shine.

Grand Canyon, eh? I can totally jump that.

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

Nice try, but when one creates a self portrait, it is generally expected that their face remains attached to the head.

The devil got robbed, and apparently the going rate for souls isn't enough to buy a bus ticket back to hell.

No, I don't think he wants to go bowling. In fact, he doesn't look particularly happy that you asked in the first place.

Mermaids have 10 fingers, just like the rest of us, and you are encouraged to get help if you believe otherwise.

"UPS better get here quick", said Mark the Mouse between cigar puffs. "That crate won't hold the cat much longer."

Professor Snape has to run before they realize he stole the pokeball.

Watching too many zombie movies in a row turns you into a zombie.