Shut up kids I drove around the pot-hole to hell

A filthy Gaijin unversed in the culture of the Himo's

Santa has angered the Dragonborn

Someone who perhaps needs a graphics tablet

A spaceship drops two supply crates onto the surface of this horrible swamp planet

I did not do a good job of wrapping this cornbread in a kerchief

While lab tests have shown Mexicans to be happy, they do not account for the falling vowels that plague the Mexican coastline

The four boobed daughter of that lady from Total Recall and Bart Simpson goes on vacation to the sun

Trolls live under bridges, they don't spout catch phrases

A lonely testicle sits on a black sofa reflecting sadly upon its life.

The new shrubs planted around the hubble observatory look divine

A man being dragged away from his brazzier wearing bong by a good friend