He is a broken, twisted monstrosity, and all he wishes for is death.

Corn kernels attacking a pea pod.

The child drew closer to the metal pineapple. Her curiosity would be her undoing 4 seconds later.

The bluest ear

Baby orc tries to avoid a flying carrot

He misses his fez. More than anything else.

In the beginning, there was Snoop Dogg.

Man in a hat is quite happily surprised.

Deviljho curses the stale cracker

Deep within Cragg Mountain lies the tomb of the last king of dwarves. Not a single ornament shows as such.

Respect his authority, but only as long as he is within earshot.

Punchbox vs. Whistledick