Microsoft

Self fisting.

Jean-Luc Picard captains the finest ship in the federation...

It's a sad day when the beard floats away...

Golliwog train conductor.

Point to the pink nipple

Bling, muthafucker

Mouse taking a nap on a bed.

Not waving, but drowning

John is angry at his wife, who is sad.

Gotye Karkat

a pink whale enthusiastically blows water from it's blow hole.