Obama with a neck beard promises pizza to the American people.

A fat man wearing trousers and sporting some terrible stubble uses the power of sock puppets to hypnotize the masses.

A red man is trapped within a realm of abstract images.

An alien is trying to become one with resonance using tuning forks.

An anime is slightly annoyed and gives you a pretty rude hand gesture.

King Leonidas looking very pretty in a pink ribbon while holding what appears to be a frying pan.

A man with a pill for a head tries to untie a very basic knot.

A man decides to end it all while orbiting an asteroid.

The numbers 3, 2, and 1 are all angels ranked by the color of their halo. Some unseen force commands them to go right.

A man dries his bed-car as fast as he can, blazing past all other drivers. Ride on, bed-car. Ride on.

What appears to be a potato with nubby legs and a black tail with one eye on it is attached to some kind of fountain or leaking pipe.

A man who is pointing at you accusingly for mistaking him for Hitler. He's not even German.