a STUPID strawberry acting like he runs the show, but in fact it's really Buzz Lightyear's show.

stinky doo doo butter with cheese and a baked potato

Rex Grossman throwing the football real good, and the Bears win the Super Bowl

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That feeling you get when you eat on a roller-coaster... The feeling inside. Also Mr. Rogers is giving you a hand job.

Super Mario wacking off his super hand.

"S" is for sad. And also for "SARS"

"I'm a broccoli anal and I want to go to the spa." Said Tim Tebow as he sat there farting up a huge storm.

Darth Vader has a battle bot come out of his brain with a light saber.

An abstract avant-garde musical where Billy Bob Thorton Crossdresses.

An ugly white man with tits on top of a giant green bean trying to get it to stay.

Indy doesn't play well with others.

You just lost it. Michael Douglas. Douglas Yancey Funny. YOU BROKE MY GRILL!

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