Unamused scarecrow is unamused OR asian farmer You choose!

Spark Mandrill

Not fast enough, biotch

I'm going for a walk

A sad cat is going to be eaten by a crocodile

A man having intercourse with a big blue baloon

Watching Dr. Who on a laptop

Zelda's Diner

A man sitting atop of a volcano, screaming "I'M BURNING!".

Sperm Clown

A man asks if eating a sandwich is ok

Zangoose