A toddler discovers his true passion

Sleepy pickle

"Dude... the fuckin sandwich has a face. Whats up with that?"

The truest man the ever was

The Real OG... Litta Red Ridin' Bitch.

N... for some reason.

"I sure can blow into my clarinet well" =/= "I sure can blow myself with my clarinet"

Doodle or Die

"He's a pastel cat with bad outlook on life, he's a worm who thinks he's a snake. This summer on CBS it's: 'We're out of fuckin' ideas.'"

Doodle or Die

An erie mexican man proudly displays his sonic OC

New Chain

Ninja Sex Party

Barney's bear cousin realizing his true dream of becoming a traditional leprechaun.

New Chain

Rossie O'Donnel in a battle of chess with Satan himself in a walmart parking lot.

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