Kankri Vantas wears his pants way too high.

A dancing rock sings enthusiastically to his favorite song.

A shiny, slightly rounded square is told "Metal" by a smiling man.

"What?"

Batman cr-rack's Robin in the face.

A flaming homosexual (he is literally on fire) pursues his dreams of becoming a male prostitute.

Fefetasprite!

Oh no! Jeff the Killer's gone bald!

John Egbert's dad holds the entire universe in his hand.

A cow threatens to commit suicide because he has been told his tie is ugly. Also a naked pink man with a coat is laughing at the cow???

man with beagle puss is being sucked into a portal to the furthest ring whilst exclaiming "SCREE"

This worm is a better skateboarder than Tony Hawk!