Doodle or Die

A guy is left feeling sad, as a girl has kissed him on the cheek instead of on the lips, as he had hoped for

Because I love you, baby

An intellectual is perplexed by the feeling of being fisted

A whale yells at a twig

An intellectual is rendered speechless and confused

Abstract interpritation of the modern plight of the LBGTQ community

Shrooms

Santa can't handle the hot sauce

A wangster in a straight jacket chases after his son, yelling out to him

A shuttle reaches the moon, only to find that it is a cookie with a curled mustache, bushy eyebrows, and soul patch. The shuttle is confused

Freaky shadow man licks bacon

Ugly fuck tard ninja won't give his duck away

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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