"Anal wipes" The man exclaims as he waves around an air freshener.

A fully grown female animal of a domesticated breed of ox, used as a source of milk or beef. What's not to understand?

Oh god! I'm sorry Spongebob!

The ritual mating call of the blue shirted yellow helmet.

Zombie Romeo.

An apple reaches critical mass and is about to explode as other fruit dive for cover in a nearby bowl

woof woof arf bark woof pant

Red-eyed reddit thing.

The spaces in-between brackets are quite significant.

Batman runs with his fork. He must be late for a dinner party or something.

Purple Grapes.

Pink elephant spraying wildly from it's trunk

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