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A confused Christian claims God is stupid.

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The "Ginger Minge" attacks an unsuspecting victim in the dentist's office.

Night cow; Nobody knows who he is, or where he's going, but one thing is for certain: Nobody cares.

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Spider head disagrees with just about everything.

Those damn aliens pissing down on earth again. Mickey mouse aliens.

Floppy tits on a coat hanger

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Purple dinosaur, who happens to be named Barney, frightens children as his cocaine addiction and drinking problem come to life!

Balloons. You fucking man.

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