"will you marry me?" said the slug to the leopard print snail. Secretly the slug wanted to steal the shell on the wedding night...
A bunch of dead kids being resurrected by a NATO soldier
Some fucker decides to steal all the humble-bundles
Oscar the grouch being digested.
A boner a day keeps the doctor away.
seagulls having a pooping contest
A stick man hands you his opinion on abortion
twins with different haircuts..
a man steals a glock from walmart after being peer pressured by a farmer and a man made out of ink
Bizarro world feminism
Mantis on God's face. This pleases the God.
the best part of waking up
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