im three years old dad ffs

Because you touch yourself at night.

The best dad in the world

the most fabulous person i've seen today

Homerchu~~~ <3

Santa thinking about hoe, hoe, hoes

After a life of crime, an old man and his gorilla side kick have retired.

Your OC sucks at math

sweet baby jesus

2chainz

Mew crying because his arms are too small to reach a nearby rainbow. Mew lacks the brain capacity to realize that he could just fly closer.

Bart Simpson loves tiny houses