Some guy doing the Hustle while his severed leg bleeds everywhere.

no octopus, you're not a man, get out of that suit

crossdressing, stripper Mr. T

a granny saying yes to a box of 'no'

Coke is better than pepsi

grape jellly, 2 watermelon slices, and a dinner roll with nipples

Pizza...... PIZZA! You french fried when you should've pizza'd

Limbless torso saying "what the...."