turtle is surprised that a carrot was actually hot sauce

moments before the invention of 7-up

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

bird with people-legs

Someone has misspelled a bodily function, followed it with two exclamation points, and underlined it thrice.

man getting off while fly avenges the death of his parents

a man has spilled his smuggled drug-free urine sample. Now he'll never get the job

andrew hussie yearns to kill again

visual pun

gun inspection time

reddit overdose

Niko bellic steals a prostitute's boat