Feline Nick Fury.

srhek (sic)

Man parachutes into pool.

Bird crashed into glass window, cracked it.

Officer envies negro's talent with the ladies.

Slobbering over nuggets.

Cheerful electrode

Irate voltorb

Crab hates titties.

Captain America ignores glow-boy and talks on his phone instead.

100 year old man with blue cane.

Bro is mad due to lack of ham.