Lets see here... hmm... GRYFFINDOR!

The Silver Surfer thinks he's a dog

Winnie the Pooh returns to his friends as a changed bear, after his adventures as a Pirate

A 3-year-old is allowed to use the internet.

Jesus is frustrated because his hair is spaghetti.

White blood cells engulfing bacteria (coccus).

Superman Home Renovation Inc.

A can of spam infused with butter.

An arrow pointing at a man with his arms up as he stands in the middle of a bridge between two sides of the canyon

An eternity of agony and torture (psychological, physical and spiritual) awaits those who disobey the will of [Insert Deity here]

Two "Mr. Game & Watches" try to turn on the vibrate function of their inflatable Peach Love Doll, but the remote is broken.

This iPhone app really wastes your battery.