What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Humpty Dumpty reincarnates as a man and seeks revenge against the wall.

Flying Spaghetti Monster.

This white community is exclusive. So I killed Santa. Bloody red bastard.

Bacteria enters our bloodstream when we are vegans. Raw vegetables will KILL US.

Evil Scientist working in a tower. Great spurts of energy is coursing through the building. I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn

A black man is chewing gum. That's a crime. A sign says "Do not chew gum." But fuck, he can't read.

Well-dressed real estate agent trying to sell a plot of land. He is evidently a necrophiliac.

A Darkelf receives a call from Zordon, tries to morph into the Pink Power Ranger. But he's male, so his house gets ripped off by Pink Power.

World of Warcraft Quest: Command a centaur to hold an orange orb and enter the gates of Ironforge.

Jigglypuff is evolving!

A badly drawn cat commands great respect in the ghetto