A fat old man realizes that his wife is on CCNN for being pregnant!

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aSSAmNaNdOeSmAcArONIAnDCRaCKS,

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A Jewish basketball player. what?

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AsToNeDcHiMpMaShInGa KeY BoArdAnDiT CaMeOuTlIkEtH is.

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ASMALLCHIMPISHAVINGSEXWITHMYKEYBOARDANDTHESPACEBARANDCAPSARENOWSTUCKOHNOWHATEVERDOIDOIGUESSYOUWILLHAVETODRAWLITHAHHA.

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Twomenarekissingthisisveryawkwardtrytogetitsoitsfunnypleasehahaspacebarmayormaynotbebrokenthankyouforthepatientslololol.

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A can of bakes beans with porn on the label.

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A pornstar grooms her per chihuahua

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A small glass of milk killing off a whole group of people with a paintball gun.

A small swedish child rambles on about how noodles are good for your belly.

a black gandolf fights off a turd with his staff of magic.

A small child scibbles on paper while playing pokemon on his pikachu yellow gameboy color.

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