A person dying of rainbows tell another to "save yourself."
People are angry at a birthday party because the "birthday-boy" is eating all of the cake.
Chucky from Rugrats is detained in the local insane asylum for eating sand at 22 years old.
Two best friends just got a "lip-job" at the plastic surgeon's office. They are unhappy with the results.
"Hmm..." states the Illuminati follower Lady Gaga as she exposes her middle finger to the unsuspecting crowd.
Naked mole rat!
Communist doesn't want to cross a waterfall.
Alien strippers enjoy money.
Goddamnit it, Thor..wait-nevermind.
A big lady is naked, covered by a censor bar..an old man is surprised but not disgusted.
Put the money in the bag...or else.
Reality is a bitch.