Hypnotic crab thinks you are his Father.

"Jim, you were supposed to be shot FROM the cannon, not shot BY the cannon!"

Waldo went bald and lost his shirt.

Don't try to dye...uhm...down "there". It'll just turn orange.

Red Bull gives you wings! And also makes you lose an eye and turn completely square. And blue.

Puff the magic dragon and his derpy half-brother.

Pikachu is too cool for school.

First I threw away my old toupee and now I am going to throw away this calculator.

Lady robot cannot solve the math problem.

If Violet's three-course-dinner gum ended with blackberry pie instead.

A little bitty orange gnat flies into the giant sharks mouth.

I got confused so I baked a pie.