The stars have aligned! Now Bananaplanet has come to do battle with Earth. Asia is lost, but just in the nick of time Super Saturn arrives.

GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GET OUT THE DOOR, THE TIME-HOLE IS HERE

A swaddled infant with a tail stares at a chestnut roughly the same size as its head. There is a winged whale beneath it.

A smug chicken nugget is vibrating.